Dear President Dubya,
Can we invade Nigeria next? Please? Its oil-rich, you know, and has countless millions of dollars waiting to be transferred into my bank account. If there was ever an opportunity to take money off of someone’s hands, this is it.
Yours in homeland security,
Mark
P.S. If not all-out war, could you maybe just lob a few missles at its Internet cafes? The world’s email administrators will thank you.