Is it just me or is this protest particularly weak? I mean, here are some Indonesian kids attacking the U.S. Embassy in Jakarta and all they can find are rubber traffic cones?
Really, now, is that any way to riot? America’s most timid college students can mix it up better than these kids. Heck, even geeks in engineering school could throw down better.
If traffic cones are now weapons of mass destruction, what’s next? Should orange barrels be outlawed? How about those portable flashing road signs? Al-Qaida could send terrorist messages or something.
Come to think of it, I’ve never really trusted the guy holding the stop sign at road construction sites. While he looks bored out of his mind, I bet he’s really planning an embassy attack!
Where’s the Department of Transportation … er, the Department of Homeland Security when we need it?