I think I may have found the solution today for the problem of global warming.
It’s cats. Yep, cats.
You see, cats are all too happy to soak up solar radiation. In fact, they seem built for the purpose. If you’ve got a sunbeam anywhere around, a cat is likely to be headed for it, if one’s not in it already. By deploying one snoozing cat per sunbeam, solar radiation reaching the earth would plummet, resulting in cooler temperatures. One could say purrfect weather, even.
The bottom line is that we need more cats if we’re ever going to save the earth. Is it any wonder that temperatures have risen in step with efforts to control the cat population?
You need to come up with a way to recycle or dispose of all the hairballs….
It is Bob Barker causing global warming, not my 2 SUV’s!!!!