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Resume Updated

My resume has been updated, complete with the requisite inflated claims and dubious achievements. Contact me if you’d like a copy in any bloated, proprietary formats.

(I haven’t had time update it with my oil industry position. I’m still waiting for my new friend to deposit the promised check into my bank account.)

  1. So, Lulu isn’t important enough to make it on your resume?

  2. No. i wasn’t there long enough to make an impact. Or at least, not the impact I intended!

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