I was in the Costco checkout line today when the older woman in front of me casually looks over my purchases.
“Is that Ménage à Trois?” she asks.
I gulped. What did she just ask me?
“The wine,” she said. “Is that Ménage à Trois?”
Ah, the wine! I turned the bottle around to show her the Chilean label.
For an instant there I thought she was hitting on me!