I hope everyone is enjoying a joyful Australia Day today. I plan to celebrate by listening to the music of Midnight Oil, AC/DC, INXS, and Men At Work, watching movies by Nicole Kidman, Olivia Newton-John and Mel Gibson, and wishing Rupurt Murdoch would just go away.
They might do everything upside-down, but Aussies are all right, mate.
Have a vegemite sandwich.
Uh, no thanks. I’m not that hardcore.
What’s wrong with Rupert?
Oh yeah, their toilets flush funny…
ScootDawg