The great thing about Australia is that you can never get lost. If I take a wrong turn in America I could wind up in Canada, Mexico, or maybe even Texas. Not so in the land of Oz! Here I can walk in any direction and as long as I’m dry, I’m still in Australia.
It’s almost perfect, really. It keeps Aussies in pleasant little clusters, mainly along the coast.
Now if only this country can figure out how Steve Irwin escaped it’ll be all set. Crikey!