I really don’t get enough spam. Please, can someone sign me up for some more lists? All my legitimate email is crowding out the ads for enlargement services, fake diplomas, and penny stocks.
Please, think of the spammers! Won’t someone stand up and protect the spammers?
Let’s set up a spammer preserve to protect them. Find an uninhabited island in the middle of a shark-infested ocean, round up all of the spammers, and ship them there. It’ll be the finest collection of Spammius obnoxius known to man!
Well, the problem with Spammer Island is that they’re probably using such a place, equipped with fiber lines, to send their spam to begin with!
So Spammer Island has to be someplace remote, with little satellite coverage and thousands of miles from the mainland. I think somewhere in the far southern Indian Ocean would be a good start.