What does it say about me that I’ve got this stupid song stuck in my head?
Like a rooster loves a hen
Like a lion loves his den
Like Barbie loves Ken
I love to do things that begin with “S-N”
(For example…)
I love to sneeze…(AH-CHOO!)
Pardon me, please…(AH-CHOO!)
I like to sniffle; it really feels nice
One handkerchief’ll just never suffice
But, brother, watch out for the breeze…
When I sneeze! (AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!)
I love to sniff…(*deep inhale*)
Just take a whiff…(*deep inhale*)
I also like snarling; it feels good to me
Snarling is darling, I’m sure you’ll agree
But I’m even happier if…
I can sniff…(*deep inhale*)
And sneeze! (AH-CHOO!)
I love to snore…(*loud snore*)
It’s more like a roar…(*loud snore*)
I like to snooze; I like resting my head
I take off my shoes and I snuggle in bed
Sometimes, I just lie on the floor…
And snore…(*loud snore*)
And sniff…(*deep inhale*)
And sneeze! (AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!)
Sometimes I just like to snicker, tee-hee
Or snub any snob who is snotty to me
And whenever I have a few moments to spend
I can snoop on a neighbor or snitch on a friend
But much more than any of these…
I love to snore and to sniff and to sneeze!
(*loud snore* *deep inhale* AH-CHOO!)