I stopped into Subway for lunch in-between working the polls yesterday and ordered myself a Cold Cut Combo. It was then I saw an odd notice on the menu board:
“All meats are turkey based.”
I couldn’t help but interrupt the woman making my sandwich.
“Excuse me, what does that statement ‘all meats are turkey based’ mean?”
“It means all the meat is turkey,” she answered without looking up.
I was incredulous. “Even the ham?”
“Yes, even the ham.”
I’ve got nothing against turkey – I eat it frequently. When you’re selling a sandwich meant to have turkey and ham in it you expect to get real ham.
Maybe the next time I pay for my Subway sub, I’ll hand them money with a disclaimer that says “all currency is newspaper-based.” We’ll see how they like that!
I’d like to see her reaction to that! Perhaps this is how Jason really lost all that weight, though.
how about the “roast beef”? Is *THAT* turkey-based, too?
Someone got a real deal on turkey based meats and now they’re passing that along to the customer!
Baseball would be more interesting if the bases were turkey. Try sliding into a moving bird!
(Most of my comments are non sequitur based.)