Insane On A Plane

JT.Net had a link to a picture of a cop with an automatic weapon at an airport.

Tell me, just what good does it do to have some law enforcement dude with an automatic weapon standing in the airport? Is the officer going to fly with you to ensure no one tries anything? No. Is he going to offer his professional investigative skills to help ferret out explosives going through security? No. Truth is, this guy is not going to do you a bit of good once that cabin door closes.

Just like the “no liquids” rule, the “no nail clippers” rule, and all myriad of other dumb rules, its all just for show.

Do you feel any safer?

As A Matter Of Fact It IS Hot Enough For Me

Okay, so everyone knows its hot by now. Does the media really need to make this their top story? I mean, isn’t it pretty self-evident when you step outside? Why have the bimbo anchor on the cable network ruin my enjoyment of a cool, dark restaurant by reminding me how blasted hot it is outside? We know already!

Now get back to covering the corruption in the Republican-controlled Congress and the Democratic-controlled N.C. House before I run out of things to rant about. Sheesh.

City Of Raleigh Tickets People for Actually Using Fayetteville Street

Fayetteville Street has been open to traffic for all of two days, and already the city is cashing in on parking tickets. How cops can justify parking tickets is beyond me, since the street has no markings! It doesn’t even have parking meters, as far as I can tell.

A city official is quoted as saying lines were not painted on Fayetteville Street for “aesthetic reasons.”

Uh, say what?

This I don’t understand. It’s supposed to be a street, not a work of art. Paint it like every other street. If you’re going to hand out parking tickets, paint it and/or meter it so people know what’s going on. Don’t ambush them with tickets because “aesthetic reasons” have made you lose your mind.

Ten million bucks later and the City of Raleigh is still trying to kill downtown.

Bloodbath In Lebanon

Okay, Hezbollah is wrong for blowing up buses full of innocent Israeli civilians. Hezbollah is a terrorist organization. Israel, on the other hand, is no better. What Israel has done to Lebanon is inexcusable. What the U.S. government has done – blindly crowing allegiance to Israel and standing idly by while Israel destroys Lebanon – is inexcusable.

If Israel wants to go after Hezbollah – terrorists living in the No Man’s Land of southern Lebanon – that’s fine. But leave the rest of Lebanon out of this. The Middle East is big enough for two democracies. Israel is destroying the other one.

I will no longer feel pity for Israel when their violence comes back to them. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

If you’ve got a strong stomach, take a look at what your tax dollars are paying for. (Warning: graphic images!) With “Made In USA” stamped on the bombs falling on Lebanon, is it any wonder that the U.S. is so hated in the Middle East?

Memo To Hotel Executives

There are a few things that hotel executives should remember:

  • Bath towels can never be too big.
  • There can never be enough light.
  • There can never be enough outlets in the room.
  • It can never be too quiet.
  • The bed can never be too comfortable.

The airport Holiday Inn I’m staying in doesn’t have all of these issues, but some seem to crop up everywhere I stay.

If a hotel can get all of these right consistently, they’ve got a happy guest.

News Flash: The N&O Doesn’t Understand The Internet

I’m on the road and trying to see what’s up at home. Raleigh’s finest newspaper, the News and Observer, has chosen to lock up its content behind a paywall. Yeah, I subscribe to the dead tree edition, but that’s not the point.

Newspaper websites get a lot of visitors from links, which means their online ads get a lot of viewers. This of course means the newspaper site can raise their advertising rates, which you would think would make them very happy. Instead they insist on hiding their content, which drastically reduces their traffic. The N&O is a decent-sized paper, but I’ll go out on a limb here and say that there are, oh, more N&O nonsubscribers on the Internet than subscribers. A move like this shoots themselves in the foot.

Craigslist is the new classified section. Google News is the new wire service. Your neighbor’s syndication feeds cover local issues better than any newspaper can. In an age whem the Internet makes newspapers increasingly irrelevant, why accelerate it by disappearing from the web?

Thus I’m implementing a moratorium on linking to any News and Observer stories. There are plenty of other online sources for local news.

(Bonus: I find it amusing the N&O makes you register even to simply read their registration frequently asked questions.)

Update: Looks like I can call off my moratorium. Links that were blocked two hours ago are now working fine. I wonder what happened?

Internet Sentenced To Death

The Internet as we know it was sentenced to death today when the House passed a telecom bill that disregarded Net Neutrality. Unless the governor offers a last-minute pardon (because you know the real governor doesn’t do pardons), the freely-accessible Internet is a dead man walking.

There really isn’t anything that big business can’t buy from our congressional representatives. Nothing that can’t be bought by lining the pockets of the politicians. Internet pioneer Jon Postel must be spinning in his grave.

Imagining A Day Without Microsoft

I found this kiss-up to Microsoft on one of the blogs I frequent. It’s a puff-piece that ran in Infoworld called Imagining A Day Without Microsoft. A few choice quotes:

“Initially, panic in the streets,� says Tony Meadow, president of Bear River Associates, an ISV focusing on mobile applications. “[Microsoft] didn’t establish [its standards] in a nice sort of way, but they are the basis for a lot of things that we use and do with computers.�

It’s called embrace and extend. Other companies and groups define standards: open ones that anyone is free to use. Microsoft then takes those standards and adds its own, proprietary extensions. They’ve done it with HTML, XML, Kerboros, and LDAP, and countless others. At the same time, open standards which would let you get your information out of Microsoft products (such as OpenDocument) are given lip service or simply ignored.

Standards are the enemy of Microsoft. They let customers choose someone other than Microsoft.

We would also find out how bad the Linux and Apple vendors are at providing patches, compared to what [customers] got used to from Microsoft,� John Pescattore, vice president for Internet security at Gartner says, adding that Microsoft is much better than Apple and Linux at delivering security patches. “If you keep getting into car accidents, you know how to fix dents.�

Excuse me? Microsoft should be praised for delivering security patches? This is a company that more often than not refused to acknowledge security holes in its software, leaving its customers out to dry. A huge majority of internet worms and viruses are a direct result of shoddy Microsoft programming and design.

Apple and Linux vendors are “slow” to release patches because these platforms are far more stable and secure than the typical Microsoft platform. Microsoft has practice at delivering security patches because their software’s security is so bad! If you “keep getting into car accidents,” maybe you should stop driving! If this clown is “VP of Internet Security” at Gartner, how secure do you think their networks are?

The real kicker is this one:

What do I think? It is not an accident that Microsoft and its hardball tactics have succeeded all these years. They did not happen accidentally. Like the roots of a plant searching for water, the high-tech industry itself created Microsoft in order to survive.

So, the tech industry thrives because of Microsoft? How utterly ridiculous! Microsoft has arguably killed more innovation in this industry than any other company (see “embrace and extend” above). Got a great idea and want to pitch it to VCs? If Microsoft is anywhere near that technology, you won’t get a dime for it. Are you a small company with something Microsoft wants? They’ll be your buddy just long enough to create their own version of your product and put you out of business. Its happened with countless products and companies. Microsoft all but ignored the rise of the Internet – the ultimate open standard – grudgingly acknowledging it only once it was too late to put their hooks into it.

Personally, I can imagine a world without Microsoft. Competition flourishes. New ideas propel truly innovative companies to success. The Internet is a far safer place as the worms and viruses that prospered thanks to Microsoft’s buggy software drop off drastically.

I can imagine a world without Microsoft. And frankly, I like what I see.

Adventures In Airport Security

I made a day trip to DC on Tuesday. I was waiting in line at airport security as two ladies in front of me were getting screened. They were obviously country-come-to-town, being quite unfamilar with the rigamarole involved with modern-day, police-state airport screening.

One woman walks through the metal detector while still decked out head to toe with jewelry.

Bzzzt! The screener motions her back and asks that she shed some of her jewelry. Off the jewelry comes, leaving a necklace and earrings.

Bzzzt! She fumbles for a bowl to put the necklace and earrings into.

Bzzzt! A long line of bleary-eyed travelers roll their eyes. The screener gives her a look like she’s a bad puppy.

“Oh,” she answers. “It must be my leg! I have a steel rod in my leg.

Um, don’t you think that might have been good to mention ten minutes ago?! Did you think the metal detector would just get used to you? How long has your leg been with you, ma’am? I mean, it doesn’t take an Einstein to know that no amount of jewelry’s gonna fix this problem.

Sheesh. You can’t take some people anywhere.

Theft of Veteran Data

The recent theft of U.S. veteran data is a huge headache for anyone who has served in the armed forces. Basically, any veteran who was discharged since 1975 may have had their full name, social security number, and data of birth stolen. Its only a matter of time before this information gets to the crime syndicates and bogus financial accounts begin popping up. It’s an identity thief’s dream.

The website FirstGov.gov has more information for veterans. If you’re a vet like me, please keep watch on your credit report and immediately notify your financial institutions if you discover fraud.